MISCELLANEOUS |
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Illinois Congressman
Accused of Using Campaign Funds to Turn New Office
Into Downton Abbey
Spent $10,000 alone on tea. |
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MEDIA |
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Brian Williams Takes Hiatus
After He’s Caught in
Embarrassing On-Air Lies
Will use time to make some corrections
in his memoirs. |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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Some Car Engines' Roar Now
Augmented by Sound Effects
From Stereo
Crashes also augmented, with
added screams. |
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SPORTS |
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Plus-Sized Model Added to
Latest Sports Illustrated
Swimsuit Issue
Plus-sized, as in normal. |
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PEOPLE |
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Manson Wedding Delayed
As Marriage License Expires
Fortunately, gifts can be returned for refund
or store credit. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Doubts Raised About Discovery
Of To Kill a Mockingbird Sequel
Doubts also raised about Catch-23. |
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Bottle of
McDonald's Secret Sauce Attracts Bid of
$18,000 on Ebay
By a man of great wealth and poor taste. |
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Four Surviving Magna Cartas
Displayed on Its 800th Anniversary
Anyone caught stealing them will be
granted a speedy trial by a jury of his peers. |
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