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McCAIN
FURIOUS AT MEDIA
Complains he's always described
as a hothead. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Bush Reports Progress in Iraq
Further progress, say Iraqis, and Iraq
will be completely destroyed. |
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Amsterdam May Close Red Light
District
City leaders in talks with Disney. |
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MILESTONES |
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Death of 108-Year-Old Man
Leaves Only One Living
Veteran of World War I
He's currently serving in Iraq. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Hypersonic
Aircraft Will Cut
NY-London Flying Time to
One Hour
But passengers must
arrive five hours before
departure. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Huge Spy Satellite About to
Hit Earth
Government advises caution. |
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CIA Chief Says Waterboarding Only
Used Three Times
And then only because we needed evidence
of Saddam’s WMD and Al Qaeda ties. |
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Government Bureaucracies Buying
Software to Simplify Writing Styles
Regulatory Standards for Biochemical
Acceptability Rates in Plastic Construction
Materials Under 5 Lbs.-Per-Unit now reads
like Hemingway. |
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REMINDER |
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. |
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CIA Report Concludes
Inspector General Too Hard on CIA
Recommends he lighten up and
get a life. |
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POLITICS |
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Clinton Lends Campaign $5
Million
Cash appears mysteriously in briefcase in
her office. |
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McCain Proves Himself to
Conservatives
He shoots a gay abortion doctor who is
here illegally. |
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