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 NO. 387 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 11 - 17, 2008 

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McCAIN FURIOUS AT MEDIA
Complains he's always described as a hothead.
 
WORLD NEWS
Bush Reports Progress in Iraq
Further progress, say Iraqis, and Iraq will be completely destroyed.
Amsterdam May Close Red Light District
City leaders in talks with Disney.
 
MILESTONES
Death of 108-Year-Old Man
Leaves Only One Living
Veteran of World War I

He's currently serving in Iraq.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Hypersonic Aircraft Will Cut NY-London Flying Time to One Hour
But passengers must arrive five hours before departure.
U. S. NEWS
Huge Spy Satellite About to Hit Earth
Government advises caution.
CIA Chief Says Waterboarding Only Used Three Times
And then only because we needed evidence of Saddam’s WMD and Al Qaeda ties.
Government Bureaucracies Buying Software to Simplify Writing Styles
Regulatory Standards for Biochemical Acceptability Rates in Plastic Construction Materials Under 5 Lbs.-Per-Unit now reads like Hemingway.
 
REMINDER
  Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
 
CIA Report Concludes Inspector General “Too Hard” on CIA
Recommends he “lighten up” and “get a life.”
 
POLITICS
Clinton Lends Campaign $5 Million
Cash appears mysteriously in briefcase in her office.
McCain Proves Himself to Conservatives
He shoots a gay abortion doctor who is here illegally.
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