MISCELLANEOUS |
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Euros
Only Signs Becoming
More Common in New York
American currency still
handy as used gum
wrapper. |
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Report: Thousands of Teens
Working as Unpaid Baggers in
Mexican Wal-Marts
Vying for opportunity to become underpaid cashiers. |
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SPORTS |
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Report:
Roger Clemenss
Wife Also Injected With Hormones as She
Prepped for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
Photos
Another role model tainted. |
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Unused Patriots Championship
Gear Sent to Developing Countries
Kids in Ghana still think Chicago won last year's
game. |
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NFL Draft
Preview: Size, Youth Top
Teams' Wish Lists
Combination of both
would be
ideal, says one GM. |
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FEATURE |
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The White House has again
asserted that torture can
be used by our government
if theres
belief that an
attack is imminent.
Whose belief that an
attack is imminent are
they talking about? |
A ) | Curveballs
belief, based on his own
imagination. |
B ) | Another
detainees belief,
based on being tortured. |
C ) | Bushs
belief, based on voices
inside his head. |
D ) | Cheneys
belief, based on reports
from Satan. |
E ) | Some
guys belief, who
just totally believes it. |
Hint:
Curveball isnt
always available,
evidence from people
were torturing
isnt always
accurate, the voices
arent always
talking and Satan might
not want to warn us. |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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Knee-Brace Harnesses Power of
Walking to Generate Electricity
Which powers backpack beer cooler. |
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