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 PRESIDENT SHOWING
EARLY SIGNS OF ALZHEIMER'S?
Doctors note inability to recognize old
friend (circled) and fundraiser whom he
frequently consulted on Indian affairs. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Report: Iraq's Oil, Electricity,
Water, Sewage Worse Than
During Saddam's Rule
But better than during Ottoman Empire. |
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Al Qaeda Thanks Media For
Tipping
Them Off to U.S. Spying
Terrorist group “had no idea”
U.S. intelligence agencies were
listening in. |
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| THE WAR |
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Soldier Forced to Pay for
Body Armor Soaked With Own Blood Given
Refund
Who says there aren't any positive
stories coming out of Iraq? |
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| ART |
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 Authenticity
of Several Jackson
Pollock Works Questioned
Expert believes they're
reproductions made by a
frustrated chimp. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush: Plot Foiled in '04
Secret wiretaps prevented terrorists from
winning presidential election. |
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Trade Deficit Hits All-Time
High
Analysis: for every handmade oven mitt we
export, we import fifty thousand BMW's. |
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Attorney General Not Sworn in for
Senate Testimony on Secret Spying
Didn't stop him from committing perjury last
time, so why bother? |
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REMINDER
When filing for
bankruptcy, add two
cents to the postage. |
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Halliburton Awarded $385
Million to Build Emergency
Detention Camps in U.S.
For war profiteers. |
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Plans to Truck 54,000 Tons of
Radioactive Nuclear Waste
Deemed Safe
As long as some nut doesn't cut in front
without signaling. |
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