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WITH SURGE, CHANGE ANNOUNCED
FOR TIMES SQUARE NEW YEAR'S EVE CELEBRATION
Only unvaccinated idiots can attend. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Spain Proposes Paying Adults
$292 a Month to Move Out
Of Their Parents' Homes
With an extra $50 if they do their
own laundry. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Report: Manchin Worried
Poor Would Spend Tax
Credits in Bill on Drugs
Drugs that would be much cheaper if
bill passed. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Putin Holds
4-Hour Year-End News Conference
Takes two questions. |
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(Once again we turn to our
distinguished panel of psychics,
seers and soothsayers for a look
ahead at the new year.) |
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| Kandu: Can we
look ahead a couple of years? This next
one doesn't look too good. |
| Madame Blavinsky:
The world will be visited by an
intelligence from another galaxy
and humanity will unite in love
but it's a movie promotion. |
| Cassandra:
I see a rising up of the
oppressed and forgotten, who will
demand better internet speeds. |
| Nostradamus:
I predicted in 1552 that Google
would buy Hulu and TikTok, and I'm
sticking with it. |
| Tiresias:
We're in for a replay of 2020,
so I've stocked up on audio books
and canned meat. |
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