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 NO. 1108 “Expect the Ironic” DEC 27 2021 - JAN 2 2022 

Dec 20
Jan 3
 
  WITH SURGE, CHANGE ANNOUNCED FOR TIMES SQUARE NEW YEAR'S EVE CELEBRATION
Only unvaccinated idiots can attend.
 
WORLD NEWS
Spain Proposes Paying Adults
$292 a Month to Move Out
Of Their Parents' Homes

With an extra $50 if they do their own laundry.
 
U. S. NEWS
Report: Manchin Worried
Poor Would Spend Tax
Credits in Bill on Drugs

Drugs that would be much cheaper if bill passed.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Putin Holds 4-Hour Year-End News Conference
Takes two questions.
(Once again we turn to our distinguished panel of psychics, seers and soothsayers for a look ahead at the new year.)
Kandu: “Can we look ahead a couple of years? This next one doesn't look too good.”
Madame Blavinsky: “The world will be visited by an intelligence from another galaxy and humanity will unite in love — but it's a movie promotion.”
Cassandra: “I see a rising up of the oppressed and forgotten, who will demand better internet speeds.”
Nostradamus: “I predicted in 1552 that Google would buy Hulu and TikTok, and I'm sticking with it.”
Tiresias: “We're in for a replay of 2020, so I've stocked up on audio books and canned meat.”
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