| ALABAMA: MAN WHO PUT KKK
MURDERERS IN JAIL BARELY |
 DEFEATS PEDOPHILE
“We're disappointed,” say pedophiles. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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North Korean State Media Claims
Kim Jong-Un Can Control Country’s
Weather
Henceforth, those who complain about weather
face stiff penalties. |
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Saudi Arabia to Allow Movie Theaters to
Open for 1st Time in 30 Years, “Enriching
the Kingdom's Entertainment Options,”
Says Culture Minister
Beyond public executions. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Pentagon Releases
Formerly Secret Video Encounters With UFOs
They finish second at box office behind Star Wars:
The Last Jedi. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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FCC Votes to Repeal Net Neutrality
But it could be months before everything on the internet
slows down for you and speeds up for your Republican
neighbor. |
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Report: White House Considering
Setting Up Own Private Spy Network
Also spitballing private police force, private courts. |
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| REMINDER |
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Women who accuse Republicans of
sexual misconduct are all lying. |
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Administration Orders CDC to Avoid
Using Words “Diversity,” “Entitlement,”
“Evidence-Based,” “Fetus,”
“Science-Based,” “Transgender,”
“Vulnerable”
And “Orwellian.” |
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 Trump Judicial Pick
Withdrawn After Revealing He Had No Legal
Experience, Knowledge
At Senate hearing, says he reported for jury
duty once, but wasn't picked. |
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