SONY HIT BY
NEO -NAZI HACKERS
Studio pulls several Three Stooges
shorts from syndication. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Ruble Sinks Another 20%, Russian
Economy Tanking, Putin in Trouble
His job approval rating drops below 98%. |
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American Businesses Begin
Scouting Cuba
Looking for that perfect spot for
a new casino. |
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POLL |
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USA: 59% Approve of Torture
45% like to watch. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Obama Begins
His Vacation
In Cuba. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Obama Normalizes Relations
With Cuba
Gives Americans access to their
superior healthcare system. |
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Republicans Denounce
Obama's Cuban Initiative
as Evidence He's a Weak
Negotiator Who Gives
Away Too Much for Too Little
And who would know better than they? |
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REMINDER |
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What this country needs is a good
five-cent Cuban cigar. |
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CIA Panel Recommends Not
Punishing CIA Officers Caught
Spying on Senate Committee
Also recommends not punishing
CIA panel for recommending not
punishing CIA officers. |
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Nebraska, Oklahoma Sue
Neighboring State Colorado
Over Marijuana Legalization
Colorado countersues for bad vibes. |
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