 WORLD
DOESN'T END
Millions around globe rush to pay overdue bills. |
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Chinese Communist Party
Issues New Guidelines: No
More Long, Boring Speeches,
Red Carpets, Grand Banquets
More Casual Fridays, flip-flops, take-out. |
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British Government Introduces
Bill to Allow Gay Marriage
And posthumously pardon Oscar Wilde. |
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 Ukraine
Chooses New Parliament
Forgets to tell old parliament. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Obama Calls for Fast Action on Gun Violence
Tells task force chairman Joe Biden, “shoot first,
ask questions later.” |
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NRA: Place Volunteer Armed
Guards at Every School in Nation
Says there are millions of out-of-work gun-toting
middle-aged men available. |
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| REMINDER |
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Frequent mass shootings by
gunmen armed to the teeth is the price we pay
for our freedom. |
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Tagg Romney: Dad “Never
Wanted to Be President”
Really wanted to be Vice President. |
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 New
York Stock Exchange Sold
New owner plans theme restaurant with
screaming waiters. |
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