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Loud Blasting Beneath
Cheney's House Has
Everybody Guessing
Public asked what it thinks is
going on below Vice President's
official residence. |
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Expanding panic
room ... 11% |
Pulverizing documents ... 23% |
Digging tunnel
to Hell ... 14% |
Meth lab ... 8% |
Installing
Jacuzzi in bunker ... 18% |
Building
official library ... 16% |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Bush: Iraq's 12,000-Page
Declaration is Weapon of Mass Destruction
If dropped. |
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Cherie Blair Mixed Up With
Con Man, Topless Model
Labor Party trying to revive tabloids,
stimulate economy. |
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MILESTONES |
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Strom
Thurmond Celebrates 100th
Birthday
Bob Dole's gift of
Viagra gets the party
started. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Congressional Committee
Proposes Cabinet-Level Intelligence Czar
Would spy on rest of Cabinet. |
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Fed Judge: Congress Can't See
Cheney's Energy Task Force Documents
Told to stick to constitutional functions
of meeting with lobbyists, appearing on
TV. |
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Park Service Rebuilding
Manzanar War Relocation Center as Tourist
Attraction
Or, if needed, concentration camp. |
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REMINDER
Never put off till tomorrow what you
can avoid doing altogether. |
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Conservatives Challenge
Funding for Legal Aid Before Supreme
Court
Argue justice not intended for those who
can't afford it. |
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Report: Teen Chastity,
Abstinence on the Rise
Reaching crisis proportions. |
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GOP Discovers Global Warming
"Deeply concerned" about lack
of snow in upscale ski resorts. |
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