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KERRY POISED TO CHALLENGE
GORE FOR '04 NOMINATION
Hopes to offer staid,
stiff alternative to the
goofball former vice
president. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Saudis Taking Terrorism
Seriously
All suspicious Saudi women rounded up,
thrown in jail. |
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Picture of Post-War Iraq
Emerging
Daylight Savings Time, right turn on red
light, martial law. |
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Buckingham Palace Quiet for
Now
Nothing new expected until beginning of
spring rutting season. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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Study: Iraq War Could Cost
$1.9 Trillion
Plus shipping and handling. |
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“Talking
Bush” Action Figure
Season’s #1 Seller
It says, “Hiya,
Kenny Boy,”
“Nucular,”
“Duh,” and five
other Bushisms. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Kissinger Completes 9/11
Investigation
"No one did anything wrong," he
tells President. |
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White House Gives CIA
"License to Kill"
Also sells movie rights to any upcoming
assassinations. |
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White House Distances Itself
From O'Neill, Lindsay
Describes them as "hardened Marxists
who sought to overthrow the
government." |
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REMINDER
Wait
until it comes out on
video. |
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Ex-Aide Regrets “Mayberry
Machiavellis” Remark About
White House
Says he never meant to defame Andy
Griffith Show. |
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National Phone Survey: Cell
Phones Lead to More Crashes
Accidents caused by people taking
national phone surveys while driving are
way up. |
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