 SHOPPERS
STORM, LOOT, PILLAGE STORES
ON FIRST HOLIDAY WEEKEND
Season of giving
officially begins. |
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War Inevitable, Say Experts
Advertising time already sold. |
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Report: Saddam Paid Libya
$3 Billion for Future Asylum
Bush denies similar deal with Mexico. |
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British Open Up Secret
Files of UFO Sightings
Majority, made by Prince Philip, have been
explained. |
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| MILESTONES |
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Bush's
Daughters Burn Fake IDs
Operation takes several
hours. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Coup Succeeds,
Say Sources
Shadow government "in charge." |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush: "You're Either With
Us or Against Us"
Or you have oil. |
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Huge Identity Theft Ring
Broken
Authorities arrest themselves just to be
safe. |
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ACLU Hires Bob Barr as
Consultant
Strom Thurmond too old, Newt Gingrich
too expensive, Satan unavailable. |
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REMINDER
You'll
never catch up. |
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Administration Wants New
Agency to Distribute Aid to Countries in
Need
Countries in need of U.S. air bases. |
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| POLITICS |
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Latest Poll Shows Weak
Support for Gore, Despite Book Tour
But 34% of Democrats say they would
definitely vote for him if he was the
last man on earth. |
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