| PEOPLE |
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Christina
Aguilera Shows Off Her
New "Prim and
Proper" Look
She's started
wearing clothes. |
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41-Year-Old Japanese Man
Seeks Restraining Order Against Britney
Spears
Claims she's stalking him. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Stallone Agrees to Make
One More Rocky
Rocky CLXVII will begin filming
in March. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Starbucks Expanding to China
Will open two million outlets there in
the coming year. |
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So Far, Holiday Sales Blah
Better than last year, which was feh. |
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Honda's
New Boss Meets the Press
CEO Asimo (left) says he wants to
streamline production
with greater use of
robots on the assembly
line. |
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| SCIENCE |
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New View of Mars: Dry Planet -
Water Came From Asteroids
Much like California. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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AMA Wants Ban on Alcohol Ads
Before 10 PM
Less family strife predicted if teens
view
booze ads after parents' bed time. |
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Europeans Say Easier to Give
Up
Sex for a Month Than Smoking
Crave the smoke after sex more than the
sex. |
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| SPECIAL FEATURE |
Five Signs
Your 401(k) is Being
Looted
1. Your
statements arrive with a
Cayman Islands postmark.
2.
"Christmas
party" listed under
"expenses."
3. Under
"Current Asset
Value" there is only
a smiley face icon.
4. When
you call your fund
office, the first words
you hear are,
"Ba-Da-Bing
Club."
5.
Annual statement begins,
"This will be our
best year ever for tax
write-offs." |
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