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ROMNEY PAYS ONE MORE
VISIT TO TRUMP
Told he came in “distant
second,” then jeered on his exit. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Opposition Activist Alexei
Navalny to Challenge Putin
For Russian Presidency in 2018
While avoiding poison-tipped umbrellas,
offers of tea. |
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China to Return Stolen
Naval Drone
After discovering it was built in China. |
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| GIFTS |
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 Nordstrom Offering
Rock Wrapped in Leather Pouch for $85
For when a lump of coal just won't do. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Polar Vortex Grips Country
Eskimos spotted in Topeka. |
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Obama Orders Report on Russian
Hackers' Influence on Election
And follow-up report on Russian hackers'
influence on that report. |
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| REMINDER |
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Fake news in the defense of liberty is no vice. |
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Gov. Scientists Copy Climate
Data, Fearing New
Administration Will Destroy It
Nation's Poet Laureate uploads “most
cherished musings” to cloud. |
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North Carolina: Outgoing Republican
Governor Signs Law Limiting Democratic
Successor's Power
Eliminates his parking space, changes
lock on his door. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Trump
Considering Carly Fiorina, Whom He
Once Insulted, for Cabinet Post
“If she gets a face lift.” |
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