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BILL
WINDS DOWN APPEARANCES AS HILLARY
READIES FOR JOB AT STATE
Shown: speaking at Shady Financiers'
Forum, which paid him $1 million. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Pentagon Readies Shift of Troops
From Iraq to Afghanistan
Next stage in Operation Enduring Whac-A-Mole. |
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Economic Meltdown, Global
Warming
Much Worse Than Previously Believed
In fact, everything much worse than
previously believed. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Greece
Endures 7th Straight
Day of Riots
Rioting will resume after one-day break
for soccer match with Italy. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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White House Provides
Officials With Talking Points on Bush's
Record
Stress tee-ball, downplay
torture. |
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Latest Missile Defense Test
a Success
Now, if enemy provides us with
coordinates of incoming missile,
we have chance of hitting it. |
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Obama Promises Millions of
New Jobs
Mostly lawyers needed to prosecute Bush
administration. |
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REMINDER |
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You're
probably being
wiretapped. |
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Blagojevich Names Fitzgerald
to Obama's Senate Seat
All charges dropped. |
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Bush Administration Strengthens
Endangered Species Rules
Animals must now prove they deserve
endangered status. |
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LAW |
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Supreme Court Refuses to Take
Ridiculous Obama Citizenship
Case
Vote is 5-4. |
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