MANY
COMPLAIN  ABOUT
NON- RELIGIOUS WHITE
HOUSE HOLIDAY CARD
“No mention of
Christmas, baby Jesus,
nothing,” says one
angry recipient. |
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Earth About to Be Attacked by
Ming The Merciless From Planet Mong
According to evidence obtained through
torture. |
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U.S. Delegation Storms Out of
Climate Change Talks
They were late for waterskiing vacation
in Greenland. |
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Iranian President Says Israel
Should Move to Europe
Poland would move to Asia, Thailand to
South America, Ecuador to Middle East for
two countries to be named later. |
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 Rumsfeld:
Don't Judge Iraq Progress on
The Basis of Media Reports
Use positive imaging, magical realism,
lucid dreaming, extrasensory perception. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Poll: 61% Say Torture OK in
Some Circumstances
But only if it elicits truthful
information from our leaders. |
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Wal-Mart Donates Hams for
Christmas
To employees who can't afford them. |
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REMINDER
Power corrupts and absolute power
corrupts absolutely, which is what
we've got now. |
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Congressional Panel Reaches
Agreement on Patriot Act
Supporters claim it's been very
successful at identifying, locating,
silencing Patriot Act's opponents. |
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FCC Attempts to Get Cable Industry
To Clean Up Programming
But no one answers phone. |
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