PEOPLE |
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Joe Piscopo
Might Announce Run for Governor of New Jersey
Unless he hears back from the Laugh Shack in Bayonne. |
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MEDIA |
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Facebook to Begin
Flagging Fake News
But unsubstantiated rumors still good. |
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BUSINESS |
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U.S. Dept. of Labor Report:
85% of U.S. Employers in the Garment
Industry Violating Federal Minimum
Wage and Record-Keeping Laws
So make sure all your clothes are
Made in China. |
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USDA Wants to Drop Sell By,
Use By Labels
Replace them with Caveat Emptor. |
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England:
Amazon's First Commercial Drone Delivery
Shown: drone delivers six-pack of
condoms to customer in Derbyshire. |
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SCIENCE |
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NASA Scientist: Earth Due for
Extinction-Level Event
Unless thirty-seven electors change their minds. |
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9,000-Year-Old Kennewick Man to be
Reburied in Washington State
In a private ceremony. |
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Brazil:
Stonehenge in Amazon Raises
Questions Among Visiting Archeologists
Who built it, how they built it, where
they located gift shop, restrooms. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Aging Process
May Be Reversible
But think twice before giving up those
senior discounts. |
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After 200,000 Americans Dead
Due to OxyContin Addiction,
Sales Down 49%
We're hurting, says drug's manufacturer. |
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