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PEOPLE
Biden Gets New Puppy
Taking Truman's advice.
POLITICS
Trump's Embrace of Vaccines
Causes Supporters to Have Conniptions

“All this time taking horse wormer and drinking bleach!” one complained.
 
FACTOID
Yacht Sales Up 14% Last Year
Seems everybody is buying one.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Half of Adults Admit Having Conversations With Inanimate Objects, Plants, Pets
Ask the person who brings you your meds if conversation with inanimate objects is right for you.
 
BUSINESS
Due to Pandemic, More Americans Living Alone
Couch potatoes said to be mass migrating to Chair of The Future (shown).
ART
If Authentic, Drawing Bought for $30 Could Be Renaissance Masterpiece Worth Millions
If not authentic, only worth about $30.
 
SCIENCE
Study of Distant Star Confirms Einstein's Theory of Relativity
But Democrats lack the votes to make it Einstein's Law of Relativity.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Health Officials: Trump
Undermined Covid Response,
Which Led to Widespread
Disease and Death

Warped Operation Warp Speed.
 
SPORTS
Covid: NHL Pauses Schedule,
NBA Cancels Games

NFL bans huddles, blocking, tackling.
 
POLL
Half of Americans Think 2021
Worst Year of Their Lives

Blame it on “being yelled at all the time” for not getting vaccinated.

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