PEOPLE |
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Biden Gets
New Puppy
Taking Truman's advice. |
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POLITICS |
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Trump's Embrace of Vaccines
Causes Supporters to Have Conniptions
All this time taking horse wormer
and drinking bleach! one complained. |
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FACTOID |
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Yacht Sales Up 14% Last Year
Seems everybody is buying one. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Half of Adults Admit Having
Conversations With Inanimate Objects,
Plants, Pets
Ask the person who brings you your
meds if conversation with inanimate
objects is right for you. |
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BUSINESS |
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Due to Pandemic,
More Americans Living Alone
Couch potatoes said to be mass
migrating to Chair of The Future (shown). |
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ART |
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If Authentic,
Drawing Bought for $30 Could Be
Renaissance Masterpiece
Worth Millions
If not authentic, only worth about $30. |
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SCIENCE |
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Study of Distant Star Confirms
Einstein's Theory of Relativity
But Democrats lack the votes to make
it Einstein's Law of Relativity. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Health Officials: Trump
Undermined Covid Response,
Which Led to Widespread
Disease and Death
Warped Operation Warp Speed. |
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SPORTS |
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Covid: NHL Pauses Schedule,
NBA Cancels Games
NFL bans huddles, blocking, tackling. |
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POLL |
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Half of Americans Think 2021
Worst Year of Their Lives
Blame it on being yelled at all the
time for not getting vaccinated. |
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