TRUMP VOWS TO
WORK TIRELESSLY THROUGH
HOLIDAYS
On his putting. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Report: Pentagon Wary of Trump's
Talk of Martial Law
And referring to himself as
generalissimo. |
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Biden Agenda Includes Overturning
Many of Trump's Actions
First up: replace all the White House
shower heads. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Poll: Half of Russians Don't
Believe Navalny Poisoned
Russian food is that bad. |
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UK: Border Closes
Due to New Covid Outbreak
Trucks loaded with cheese can neither
enter nor leave England. |
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(Once again we turn to our stellar
panel of psychics, seers and
soothsayers for a look at what's
to come in the new year.) |
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| Kandu: The coronavirus magically
disappears and Donald Trump is
awarded the Nobel Prize. |
| Madame Blavinsky:
Zoom seances will be
all the rage until the Feds
move in. |
| Cassandra:
A Civil War reenactment
gets out of hand, leading to a
Constitutional crisis. |
| Nostradamus:
Humans will be replaced
by monoliths, but little else
will change. |
| Tiresias:
2021 will be boring and
uneventful once Donald Trump is
forcibly removed from office. |
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