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 NO. 795 “Expect the Ironic” DEC 28 - JAN 3, 2016 

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Feb 4
2015 ENDS WITH OPTIMISM
Outside of global warming, a never-ending war in the Middle East, the disappearance of the middle class and the return of fascism to Western democracies, things look great.
 
WORLD NEWS
UN Security Council Agrees on
Road Map to Peace in Syria

First step: Assad signs a lease on Baby Doc Duvalier's old apartment in Paris.
 
U. S. NEWS
DHS Announces New “National
Alert System” for Terrorist Threats

#duck.
U.S. Foreign Arms Sales Up
By 35% in 2014

Who says we don't make anything in America anymore?
 
POLITICS
Poll: 50% Would Be “Embarrassed” To Have Trump as President
But still plan on voting for him.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Fox News Promotes Self-Defense Against Terrorists
Rather than congressional action.
(Last week, we brought together a distinguished panel of psychics, prophets and prognosticators, and asked them for their predictions for the coming year.)
Kandu: “Donald Trump will win the Republican nomination, lose the general election, then buy back the Miss Universe Pageant.”
Madame Blavinsky: “Star Wars: The Force Awakens: The Musical will be as bad as it sounds, but break every record on Broadway.”
Miss Cleo: “Caitlyn Jenner will win a gold medal in the decathlon at the first Transgender Olympics.”
Cassandra: “El Niño will conspire with global warming to create the perfect investment opportunity in deodorants.”
Tiresias: “A solar storm will knock out all electrical transmissions and communications on Earth and provide a newfound sense of serenity and peace, until power returns.”
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