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 NO. 1223 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 11 - 17, 2024 

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Mar 18
BIDEN DELIVERS FIERY STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS
Republicans deride him for his energy, warn he could “get too much done” in another four years.
 
WORLD NEWS
Sweden Officially Joins NATO
Formerly neutral country now eligible for discounts on hats, mugs, t-shirts and a variety of NATO-branded items.
Report: Young Europeans
Embracing Far Right

Trading in turtlenecks for brown shirts, Birkenstocks for jackboots.
Study: Obesity Now Greater Risk to Global Health Than Hunger
Suggests distributing Ozempic at food banks.
Report: China, Russia Developing Advanced AI Weapons
Experts believe next war will be fought by gamers from their parents' basement.
U. S. NEWS
Haley Withdraws From Race
To spend more time at Mar-a-Lago.
Pentagon Report: No Evidence of UFOs, Alien Visits, Coverup
“One guy was pretty convincing, and then we saw him on Penn and Teller.”
 
REMINDER
  Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what you can do for a lying, cheating sociopathic rapist.
 
Texas Judge Says Federal Agency Helping Minority-Owned
Businesses Must Help Everyone

And, to compensate, orders agency to start favoring white businesses.
 
POLITICS
Hitler-Quoting Candidate Wins
North Carolina Republican
Gubernatorial Primary

Campaign says he'll stop crediting Hitler in general election.
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