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 NO. 806 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 14 - 20, 2016 

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WHITE HOUSE TO REVEAL DEATH TOLL FROM DRONE STRIKES FOR FIRST TIME
So Obama can include it on his resumé.
 
WORLD NEWS
Sweeping Away Protestors, Turkey Takes Over Largest Newspaper
In an editorial, paper calls its takeover completely justified.
Survey Shows Deep Division Between Jews and Arabs in Israel
Confirming all other surveys taken since the dawn of time.
ISIS Forcing Birth Control on Captured Women They Use as Sex Slaves
Drawing condemnation from Vatican.
 
POLITICS
Trump Says He'll Put Ben Carson in Charge of Education
And name Chris Christie Surgeon General.
U. S. NEWS
More Killed in U.S. by Toddlers
Than by Terrorists

Prompts call to put toddlers on no-fly list.
Astronaut Scott Kelly to Retire
In April

Wants to spend more time with his planet.
 
REMINDER
  Crazier things have happened.
 
Mississippi Governor Proclaims
April “Confederate Heritage
Month”

Proclaims May “Buy One Slave – Get One Free Month.”
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Trump Supporters Pledge Their Allegiance to Him
And to the Master Race.
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