| TECHNOLOGY |
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Google's Advanced Artificial Intelligence
Program Defeats Human Champ at Complex Game of Go
Later, loses a considerable amount of cash to human at three-card monte. |
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 Google's Self-Driving
Car Hits Bus
Nobody hurt. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Tuition for Vassar, Sarah Lawrence,
Columbia all Top $50,000
But for USC, if you have to ask,
you can’t afford it. |
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| SPORTS |
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U.S., Cuba in Talks to End
Embargo on Baseball Players
If they can hit .300 against major league
pitching, they'll have a clear path to citizenship. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Tall Men Earn More,
Overweight Women Earn Less
The rich get richer and blondes
have more fun. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Don’t worry because: |
| A ) | It couldn’t happen. |
| B ) | It couldn’t happen here. |
| C ) | It could happen here, but probably won’t. |
| D ) | Canada is a big country with lots of room for immigrants. |
| Hint: Also, there is excellent beer and ice hockey. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Hitler's Personal
Copy of Mein Kampf to be Auctioned in Maryland
At the Republican caucus. |
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