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PRESIDENT IN
FINAL PUSH FOR SUPPORT
Trying to convince
holdouts of need to
plunge world into chaos. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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U.S. Ratchets Up Military
Pressure on North Korea
"Things are really getting
interesting," says an observer from
another planet. |
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World Views Americans as Fat,
Lazy, Arrogant, Selfish, Ignorant Bullies
President invites world to kiss "our
fat, lazy, arrogant, ignorant ass." |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Poll: Bush Would Lose
Narrowly to Democrat if Election Held
Today
By about the same margin he lost in
'00. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 U.S. Angrily
Protests North
Korea's Restarting
Nuclear Reactor
If reactor isn't
dismantled at once, U.S.
will bomb Baghdad. |
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| U. S. NEWS - CONT'D |
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Congressional Budget Office Adds
$50 Billion to Deficit Forecast
Administration will cover it with loan
from Argentina. |
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Defense Department Wants
Its Own Spy Agency
So do Departments of Interior,
Transportation, Labor. |
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REMINDER
Eat, drink, and be
merry, George W.
Bush is president. |
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Democrats Almost Oppose
Bush Policies
Two-party system almost returns. |
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Bush Medicare Plan Unveiled
It gives every American the right to choose
their own HMO. |
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Supreme Court Sides With
Small Sex Shop in Dispute With Victoria’s
Secret
Justice Thomas writes lavishly
illustrated majority decision. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Schools Will Get Government
Money To Help Prepare for Terrorism
Unfortunately, kids can't read
instructions. |
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