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Saddam Debates
Bush Before Worldwide TV
Audience
Analysts give edge to Iraqi
leader on substance, Bush
on style. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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UN Not Living Up to its
Responsibilities, Says Bush
Most members overly concerned with peace. |
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Rumsfeld Proposes Change to
NATO
Would become NEATO (Not Everyone Atlantic
Treaty Organization), with France,
Germany, and Belgium excluded. |
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POLITICS |
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New Rules Designed to Reduce
Crowded Field of Democratic Hopefuls
They'll live together for one month,
with cameras recording their every move. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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U.S. Pledges
Continued Presence in
Afghanistan
We'll continue to
provide western values
and culture. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Report: Bush Would Reverse
30-Year Policy, Have Saddam Assassinated
And give Kim Jong Il a wedgie. |
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Terror Alert Level Lowered to
Yellow
Public can go back to just being scared. |
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Bush Proposes Privatizing
Federal Government
Would be run like professional baseball
team; might trade Powell for some
pitching. |
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REMINDER
In your own small way
you've been
destroying the planet. |
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Georgia Senator Attacks CBS
for Planned Hillbilly Reality Show
Demands something less insulting, "like
Amos 'n Andy." |
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Bush Administration Solves
Problems Found in Tests of
Missile Defense Shield
Will deploy system without further
testing. |
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Chicago Tribune: Jerry Springer
May Run for Senate in Ohio
Hopes to elevate current level of debate. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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EPA Orders Removal of
"No Smoking" Signs From
National Parks
Part of program to control forest
overgrowth. |
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