| HIGH TECH |
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Mars Rovers
Go On Sale to Public
Aimed at bored Segway
owners. |
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| PEOPLE |
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Forbes: Gates Still Tops
World's Billionaires List
Will once again receive $10,000 prize. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Uncertain Start of War
Keeping Network Programmers Busy
Most prepared to run old war movies if
there's a delay. |
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Unions For Film, TV Actors
Propose Merger
Combined, their membership would amount
to nearly 200,000 waiters. |
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| SPORTS |
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Yanks'
Wells Admits Pitching
1998 Perfect Game While
"Half-Drunk"
He's now in talks with Jack
Daniels. |
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| WHAT THEY WERE THINKING |
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Donald Rumsfeld,
Saddam Hussein,
Baghdad,
December 20, 1983. |
| Donald Rumsfeld
(left): "I
was thinking how
fortunate we were to have
such a loyal friend, and
trying not to forget to
tell him that the
promised shipment of
nerve gas was on its
way." |
| Saddam Hussein
(right): "I
was glad to see him, and
was really looking
forward to using my new
American-made nerve gas
on those despicable
Kurds." |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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Replacement
Faces Make Their Debut
So far they're only available in
"Mildly Happy" or
"Somewhat Depressed"
(shown). |
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