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ECONOMY BOOMING
White House credits increased productivity. |
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Putin Appoints New Prime Minister
Mikhail Yessirofsky expected to support
president. |
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U.S. Wants American Inspectors
Placed at Foreign Airports
To keep an eye on foreigners. |
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Bush Administration Says Afghan
Economy Rebounding
Last year's opium trade broke all
previous records. |
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Pentagon Report: Global Warming
Greater Threat Than Terrorism
White House lists Iran, Syria, Cuba as
primary sources of catastrophic warming. |
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Iraq Embracing
Democracy
They vote against a ban on
assault weapons. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Senate Panel to Consider Media
Indecency Bill
Group of corrupt politicians hopes
to cleanse nation's airwaves. |
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Gay Rights Information Deleted
From Government Sites, Forms, Publications
Anti-discrimination laws will be handled on
a don't ask, don't tell basis. |
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REMINDER
Most people get their news from TV
newsreaders who have no idea what
they’re saying. |
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A Nation Divided: 50% Believe
We’ll All Die in "Fiery Armageddon"
50% think other 50% is ”nutty as a fruitcake.” |
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New Nickels Go Into Circulation
Redesigned coins, honoring Louisiana
Purchase, will be worthless. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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New Test Can Reveal if Your
Hamburger Contains Pork,
Mice, or Pieces of Human
If you really want to know. |
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