 DOW HITS ALL-TIME HIGH
Everybody's rich! |
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Karzai: Taliban Working With
U.S. to Keep War Going
Analysis: somebody didn't get his sack
of cash this week. |
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North Korea Threatens to End
60-Year Cease-Fire With South
If South Korea won't replace transmission
on Dennis Rodman's Hyundai. |
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Forbes: World Has Record
1,426 Billionaires, Worth $5.4 Trillion
They all get together secretly once
a year in the Cayman Islands. |
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 Syrian Rebel
Groups Topple Statue of Assad
Will battle each other to determine whose statue
replaces it. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Economy Adds 236,000
Jobs in February
Five of them with health benefits. |
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Holder Admits It's “Difficult” to Prosecute
Big Banks Due to Possible “Negative
Impact” on Economy
Much easier to impeach Attorney General
for failing to enforce laws. |
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| REMINDER |
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Keep your friends close
and take your enemies to dinner. |
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South Dakota Passes Law
Arming Teachers
To bring civility back to classrooms. |
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Dick Cheney Weighs in on Drones
He prefers that his enemies die a slow death. |
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People Still Buying Guns
In Record Numbers
To protect themselves from all the
nuts buying guns. |
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