HOLDER: U.S.
CAN LEGALLY KILL AMERICANS WITHOUT DUE
PROCESS
Shoot first, read them the fifth amendment later. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Forbes Names Carlos Slim World's
Richest Man for Third Straight Year
I'm going to buy Disneyland, says Slim. |
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Report: Bin Laden's Troubles Began
When Ex-Wife Moved In
Conflict taped for unsold pilot, Real
Housewives of Abbottabad. |
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MILESTONES |
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Oreo Cookie Celebrates 100th Year
It was 1912 when Americans last had free-flowing arteries. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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U.S. to
Cut Size of Iraq Embassy Staff in Half
World’s largest embassy building will now
employ just enough people to sweep the floors. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Report: Student Loan Balance a
Staggering $970 Billion
Parents whose kids owe them money say we'll
never see that $970 billion again. |
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Survey Finds Hate Groups
On the Rise
Not counting Republicans who hate Mitt. |
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REMINDER |
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Frack, baby, frack. |
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State Legislature in Wisconsin Passes
Bill to Amend State Constitution to Restrict
Recall Elections
If it goes well, all elections will be outlawed. |
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POLITICS |
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Romney Now Says He’s Against
Raising Minimum Wage
But reserves the right to change his mind
before general election. |
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Santorum: JFK Speech on
Church-State Separation
Made Me Want to Vomit
And reading the Constitution gives him diarrhea. |
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