| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Problems
Reported With Superhuman Growth Hormone
Former 98-pound weakling says now his
neck weighs 98 pounds. |
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NYPD Monitored Muslim Students at
Yale, University of Pennsylvania, Other
Distant Campuses
Cite "clear and present danger"
they might sometime visit New York,
take in a show. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL Commissioner Weighs
Punishment for Bounties
Everything from one-game suspensions
for taking out quarterbacks to lifetime
bans for knocking out the commissioner. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Dangerous Chemicals Found in
Dozens of Everyday Household Products
Industry promises to come up with dozens of
everyday household products to counteract them. |
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| FEATURE |
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| How come the Egyptians
don’t like well-meaning Americans working for
Democracy-promoting groups? |
| A ) | Egyptians
don’t like Americans. |
| B ) | Egyptians
don’t like Democracy. |
| C ) | There is
a history here, and it ain’t pretty. |
| Hint: Can you spell
“CIA”? |
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| TRAVEL |
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Airline Passengers Can Now Choose
Their Seatmates on Facebook
Just remember to remove your wedding ring. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 George
Washington McNugget Sold on EBay for
$8100
Buyer says “it was delicious.” |
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