Ironic Times

 NO. 287 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 13 - 19, 2006 

Mar 6
Mar 20
 
TEXAS: DeLAY TROUNCES THREE CHALLENGERS IN GOP PRIMARY
Indicted congressman easily outpolls convicted child molester, confessed mass murderer and former Nazi prison guard.
 
WORLD NEWS
Good News: Iraqi Death Squads Disappearing
Bad News: they're now the police.
Bush Gives Serious Warning on Iran:
“Wolf! Wolf!”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
$2 Billion in Federal Katrina Aid Unclaimed
Fewer potential recipients than anticipated submit 400-page notarized claim form.
Interior Secretary Gale Norton Resigns
To spend more time with drilling, mining, logging interests.
U. S. NEWS
Estimate: Iraq War Could End Up
Costing $2 Trillion Over Next Decade

If everything goes right.
State Dept. Report: Democracy No Guarantee of Human Rights
Just a wide choice of breakfast cereals.
Cheney Advises Americans
To Save More

You never know when you'll need to hire a lawyer.
 
REMINDER
   There is a fortune waiting for you
   in a Nigerian bank.
 
White House: Iran, Not Iraq,
Behind 9/11 Attacks

Majority of Americans agree.
Abramoff: Bush Teased Me
About Weight Lifting

White House: President teases hundreds of people about weight lifting every day.
Democrats Take Off The Gloves
Put on the mittens.
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