CHENEY
TOTALS RARE FERRARI
Waits two weeks to tell
President. |
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U.S., India in Atom Pact
We'll supply them fuel for nuclear
weapons, they'll help us with our AOL
dial-up connection. |
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British Study: Global Warming Tipping
Point Has Already Passed
Governments of all nations call on
Superman to save planet. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Analysis: American Economy
Enters New Era
We borrow trillions from other countries
to pay their workers low wages to make
things our laid-off workers can afford. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Barney
Distances Himself From
Bush
President's dog takes
more neutral stance,
looking ahead to
November. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Senate Rejects Independent
Ethics Office
“We don't need no stinkin'
ethics,” says one. |
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Survey: Only One in 1,000 Americans
Can Name All Five Rights
Guaranteed in 1st Amendment
Those who do are detained, questioned. |
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REMINDER
Once a mini-mall is gone, it's gone
forever. |
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House Passes Bill To Stop
Requiring
EPA to Look at Effect of Pesticides
Just slows everything down, say
lawmakers. |
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Los Angeles Police to End
High-Speed Car Chases
Move blamed on low ratings. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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Vitamin-Enhanced Beer
Hits Store Shelves
Niche product targets healthy drunks. |
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| ANSWER TO LAST WEEK'S
PUZZLER |
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B)
Massive incompetence.
Partial credit also given for A) Greed,
C) Arrogance, D) Negligence, E) Brutality,
F) Indifference, G) Lawbreaking, and
H) Mind-boggling stupidity. |
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