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 NO. 653 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 18 - 24, 2013 

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FAR RIGHT LOCKS OUT FAR FAR RIGHT FROM CPAC CONFERENCE
Those too conservative for Sarah Palin (above) met in adjoining rubber room.
 
WORLD NEWS
New Pope Gets Right to Work
Hunkers down with Vatican lawyers.
Los Angeles Times: China
Ruled by Powerful Families

Unheard of in West.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Another Power Failure on a Carnival Cruise Line
Passengers (right) will be reimbursed.
U. S. NEWS
Leaked Pentagon Report: F-35A Joint Strike Force Stealth Fighter Would Be Defeated in Aerial Combat
Recommends planes be sold to our enemies.
California: Earthquake Early
Warning System Test Successful

You'll now have about thirty seconds to run around in circles screaming “We're all going to die!” before it hits.
 
REMINDER
  The best defense is a good charm offensive.
 
State Supreme Court Judge Voids New York City Super-Size Soda Ban
But leaves in place time limit for urinals.
“Droning” Now New Word
Used by CIA

As in, “Nothing wrong with him that a good droning wouldn’t fix.”
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