 ADM. FALLON, TOP U.S. COMMANDER
FOR IRAQ, AFGHANISTAN ABRUPTLY QUITS
Wants to spend more time not attacking
Iran. |
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Brits Mull Pledge of
Allegiance
It would read: “I pledge allegiance
to the Queen, her besotted husband and
all the randy members of her family, one
nation, inbred, under fog, with boiled
beef and warm ale for all.” |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Increased Bandwidth Use
Threatens Internet
Public urged to download less porn. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Housing Slump
Spreads
Extraterrestrials are
beginning to feel the
pinch. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Public Interest in Iraq War
Wanes
As interest in “American Idol”
really heats up. |
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Report: FBI Regularly Ignored
FISA Law
Congress may have to pass new law for FBI
to ignore. |
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War Cost Put at $12 Billion/Month
That's enough to provide every man, woman and
child in the United States with free cable, including
two premium channels. |
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| REMINDER |
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Get
there early if there's a
run on the banks. |
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Pentagon Final Report: Saddam
Had No WMD or Ties to Al Qaeda
But he was a bad man. |
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Bush Says if He Were Younger,
He’d Work in Afghanistan
Access to drugs way better than when he
was young. |
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Everybody in New York Steps
Down Due to Various Mistakes
They don’t want to be a distraction. |
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