MISCELLANEOUS |
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World's
Tallest Man, World's
Shortest Man Meet
Find they have nothing in
common. |
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POLITICS |
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Analysis: White Women Voting
for Clinton, Black Men for Obama
White men, black women sitting this
one out. |
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Survey: Public Fed Up With
Hearing Candidates Debate Important
Issues
Wants them to exchange nasty, personal
attacks. |
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SPORTS |
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World's Top Marathoner Won't
Run in Olympics Because of Smog
Fears he won't see finish line. |
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More Ballparks Adding
All You Can Eat Sections
In addition to limitless food, each fan
receives a copy of The Decline and
Fall of the Roman Empire. |
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FEATURE |
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The most surprising news
event of last week was: |
A ) | Big
banks get huge bailout. |
B ) | President
intervenes to weaken anti-smog rules. |
C ) | Governor
caught with expensive prostitute. |
Hint: if you
answered any of the
above, you have a low
surprise threshold. |
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RELIGION |
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Vatican Lists
Polluting Among Modern Sins
Unless it's offset by carbon credits. |
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POLL |
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Most Believe They're Not Better Off
Now Than Four Years Ago
Some say they're not better off now
than four hundred years ago. |
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