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 NO. 1066 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 8 - 14, 2021 

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  TRUMP'S RETURN, VIOLENT TAKEOVER ON MARCH 4TH FAILS TO MATERIALIZE
Just a guy in a MAGA hat selling “STOP THE STEAL” balloons, and these two.
 
WORLD NEWS
China: Covid-19 Anal Swabs Mandatory for Foreigners
Tourism brochure doesn't mention it.
Japan Appoints Its First
Minister of Loneliness

He'll report directly to Minister of Melancholy.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
States Relax Covid Restrictions
Just in time for Spring Break.
U. S. NEWS
FBI Chief: No Fake Trump
Supporters in Mob That
Stormed Capitol

Just authentic good old red-blooded All-American patriotic Trump supporters.
Texas, Mississippi Drop
Mask Mandate

But: no shirt, no shoes, no service.
 
REMINDER
  Don't spend all your stimulus check in one marijuana dispensary.
 
Great Apes at San Diego Zoo
Become First Non-Humans
To Get Vaccine

After they jump in line at a local CVS.
Americans Bitterly Split
On Everything Except
Stimulus Checks

And free tacos when your team holds the opponent under 100.
 
POLITICS
Democrats Hold Issues Retreat
They discuss retreating from their position on various issues.
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