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 NO. 1119 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 14 - 20, 2022 

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Mar 21
 
  WAR: NO END IN SIGHT
Could continue for decades, like a tire fire.
 
WORLD NEWS
Saudi Arabia Breaks All-Time
Record With 81 in One Day

Breaks old one-day record of 63 way back in 1980 — oh, executions.
 
POLL
Russia: 58% Support
Invasion, 23% Oppose

Remaining 19%, and pollster, thrown in jail.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Russia Threatens to Abandon Space Station, Strand American
Astronaut
Leaving him with just a week's supply of Slim Jims and Tang.
U. S. NEWS
Most States Drop Requirement
To Wear Mask

But keep one handy in case of nuclear war.
Revealed: Tangible Evidence
Of Voter Fraud

Republicans will certainly want to talk to a man named “Mark Meadows” who apparently registered to vote at an address where he didn't live.
 
REMINDER
  Worst case scenario is the new normal.
 
Florida Lawmakers Approve Elections Police Force
They can stop, search anyone suspected of committing voter fraud, wearing a mask, or being a Democrat.
Report: 2020 Census
Under-Counted Hispanics,
Blacks, Native Americans

Counted blondes twice.
Florida First State to Recommend Against Vaccinating Children
Says it will now “move on” to legalizing ghost guns, getting rid of car seats.
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