BREAKING NEWS |
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Leaked Kremlin
Memo: It's Essential Media
Features Tucker Carlson
Wants him to become our Regis Philbin. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Vets: Pets Put on Weight
During Quarantine
As did pet owners, veterinarians. |
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LAW |
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First Jan 6 Trial Brings
Conviction of Member
Of Three Percenters
He's found guily of obstruction,
illegal firearm possession,
threats of violence, and
leaving a lousy 3% tip,
according to court ruling. |
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SPORTS |
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NFL Bans Player for Betting
On Games
League also announces new multi-year
deal with DraftKings and FanDuel. |
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Baseball Returns After
Protracted Talks
However, some fans have already moved
on to a faster game, chess. |
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FEATURE |
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Bernie Sanders says, corporations are using
'inflation' as an excuse to jack up prices
so that they can make record-breaking
profits to enrich CEOs and wealthy
shareholders. Like what? |
A ) |   Gas |
B ) | Food |
C ) | Energy |
D ) | Prescription Drugs |
E ) | Autos |
F ) | Appliances |
G ) | Travel |
Hint: yes. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Queen Moves
Permanently Out of Buckingham Palace
She's living in a granny shed out back. |
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