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PANIC SETS IN: STORE
SHELVES EMPTY
Only item available: “Keep
America Great” hats. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Russia: New Constitutional
Amendment Allows Putin
To Rule Until 2036
Or whenever. |
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China, Trump Blame
Coronavirus Pandemic on
U.S. Army, Barack Obama
Respectively. |
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France: Thousands Ignore
Coronavirus Warnings, Gather
To Break World Record for
Most People Dressed as Smurfs |
 Later they
set another world record:
most people dressed as Smurfs in
quarantine. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Trump Calls National
Emergency
As his first act he's considering a
“full pardon” of Michael Flynn. |
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Trump Touts Border Wall as
Defense Against Coronavirus
Will use most of newly authorized
emergency $50 billion to complete it. |
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| REMINDER |
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Keep a diverse portfolio of canned
food, toilet paper, and soap. |
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Google Diagnostic Website
Trump Promised Not Close to
Being Ready
However, a Google Doodle about it is in
the works. |
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Administration to Lift
Water Pollution Controls
Public advised to chew their tap water thoroughly. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Boston Harbor Rose 9
Inches in 20th Century
Bunker Hill now Bunker Island. |
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