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 NO. 754 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 16 - 22, 2015 

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REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS TRYING TO INTERFERE WITH OBAMA'S ABILITY TO NEGOTIATE WITH IRAN
OVER NUKES
Also downsize White House staff, eliminate White House chef, set White House thermostat at 78°.
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S. Joins Forces With Iran,
Sudan, Somalia

In refusing to sign the UN Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Discrimination Against Women.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
PGA: Everglades Open Ends Prematurely
 
  Golfers choose to tally their scores before completing final hole (above).
U. S. NEWS
Supreme Court Decision on
Obamacare Expected in June

Better have that thing looked at before then.
Poll: Fox News Named
“Most Trusted” News Network

In survey of attendees at “Get Rich Quick” seminar.
 
REMINDER
  Eat, drink and be merry, according to the latest health guidelines.
 
Florida Bans Use of Phrase
“Climate Change”

May also ban “shark attack,” “sinkhole,” “citrus disease.” “pythons in Everglades,” “declining popularity of golf.”
Report: Sugar Industry Suppressed Negative News About Sugar Since 1950
"Everything was sugarcoated."
 
POLITICS
New Study: Conservatives Say They're Happy, But Liberals Act Happier
Libertarians defend the right of others to be unhappy; undecideds unsure if they're happy or not.
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