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VALUES VOTERS PICK
HUCKABEE AS THEIR FAVORITE
He's had the fewest affairs, paid most of his
taxes and shilled for only one weight-loss product. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Europe, Middle East Welcome Spring
Time for flowers to blossom, animals to
mate, military forces to begin Spring
Offensives. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Millions of
Children Across Globe
Watch Total Eclipse
Many look up from their smartphones
for the very first time. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Obama Not Happy About
Netanyahu's Election Victory
According to one highly placed source, one
senior Administration official speaking
on condition of anonymity, and one former
White House intern blabbing off the record. |
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Oregon: Motor Voter Law
Adds Drivers to Electoral
Rolls Automatically
Mercedes owners registered as
Republicans, Subaru owners as
Democrats. |
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Judge others by their character and not by their bracket. |
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Secret Service Asks Congress
For $8 Million to Build White
House Replica for Training
With Oval Office, East, West Wings,
fully stocked bar. |
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Driverless Car Now En Route From
San Francisco to New York City
Public advised to stay off the road. |
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