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GIANT
550- PASSENGER JET
MAKES ITS DEBUT
Sets record with 124 screaming
babies on board. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Iraq Poll: Majority Say Things
Better Under Saddam
Call for regime change in U.S. |
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France Opens Long-Classified
UFO Files
Everything from accounts of flying
baguettes to hovering
berets now available to public. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Report:
Campground Below Skywalk
Overrun With Upskirt Perverts
Tribe: Skywalk will soon add slot machines. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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White House Unwilling to
Compromise On Rove, Miers Testimony
They can take it all the way to our
good friends at the Supreme Court,
says spokesman. |
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U.S. Military Non-Combat
Efforts Now Include Building Schools,
Hospitals
Got idea from Hezbollah. |
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REMINDER |
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Mistakes
were made. |
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DOJ Ordered Weakening Case Against
Tobacco Companies, Rewrote
Government’s Closing Argument
Forced prosecutor to wear propeller beanie. |
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Pet Owners' Ability to Sue Pet
Food Companies for Damages
Depends on Breed, Cost of Pet
Just like for humans. |
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Study: One-Third of
Washington, D.C. Residents Functionally
Illiterate
Based on millions of government
documents. |
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