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REPORT:
GLOBAL WARMING
GREATER THREAT
THAN TERRORISM |
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Obesity greater threat than
global warming. |
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Top 10 Threats: |
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1. |
Same-sex marriage |
2. |
On-air indecency |
3. |
Steroids |
4. |
Illegal file sharing |
5. |
Martian attack |
6. |
Return of communism |
7. |
Return of the living dead |
8. |
Obesity |
9. |
Global warming |
10. |
Terrorism |
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(Statistics courtesy
Department of Defense.) |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Bush Administration Wants
Interim Governing Council for Spain
Appointed body would arrange for
elections by 2005. |
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Poll: Two-Thirds of Pakistanis Have
Favorable View of Bin Laden
Mostly from watching Fox News. |
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LIFESTYLE |
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Activists Turned Away at
White House
Group advocating same-sex
clothing-optional marriages is told
they will not be able to meet with
the President. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Kerry Enjoys Big Lead
Among Voters Who Snowboard
All two of them. |
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Administration Hawks Celebrate
First Anniversary of War in Iraq
At lavish costume party, they all dress up
like real soldiers, play with guns. |
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Worker Laid Off Last Week Wins
$89 Million Powerball Lottery
Another sign of improving prospects
for the unemployed. |
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REMINDER
You can fool all of the people just
about all of the time. |
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Report: Bush Campaign Gear
Made in Myanmar
By American POWs. |
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Latest White House Appointment
Raises Eyebrows
Bush choice to head Henhouse Protection
Agency is former president of FoxCo, a
company with a long history of hostility
toward hens. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Pentagon Recalls
30,000 Nuclear Warheads Faulty
trigger mechanism can activate chain reaction
without warning. |
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