Ironic Times

 NO. 185 "Expect the Ironic" MAR 29 - APR 4, 2004

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CONDOLEEZZA RICE TURNS DOWN INVITATION TO APPEAR PUBLICLY BEFORE 9/11 PANEL
Too busy appearing on "60 Minutes," "20/20," "Face the Nation," "Meet the Press," "Nightline," "Dateline NBC," "Blind Date," "O'Reilly Factor," "Fear Factor," "Extreme Makeover," "Crossing Over With John Edward," "Dr. Phil," and "This Week in Baseball."
 
WORLD NEWS
Middle East: Both Sides Vow
Bloody Revenge on Each Other

No talks scheduled.
EU Slaps Microsoft With
$613 Million Fine

Bill Gates pays with billion dollar bill, tells them to keep the change.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS...
On the Defensive, White House Mounts Counterattack
President's spokespeople (shown) fan out to rebut critics.
U. S. NEWS
Supreme Court Hears Pledge
Of Allegiance Case

May keep words “under God,” but drop “indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”
9/11 Hearings: Missed Opportunities
In Pursuit of Bin Laden

He even tried to turn himself in, but the CIA never called him back.
More Hopeful Signs for
Manufacturing Recovery

Sector led by robust growth in sales of body armor to soldiers deploying to Iraq.
 
REMINDER
   History repeats itself, ad nauseam.
 
White House: Don’t Believe Former Advisers, Cabinet Members
Believe the ones who haven’t left yet.
Group Proposes Ban on
Gay Marriage Bans

Another group says it will push for ban on bans on gay marriage bans.
 
POLITICS
Analysis: Bush Lied on War,
Medicare, Jobs

But loves his dog.
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