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ART
Artist Paints Iceberg Red
It helps rescuers find him.
 
LAW
Ducks Weigh in on Scalia Flap
Most think he should not have gone on that hunting trip.
 
TRAVEL
Infamous Argentine Torture Center Will Become Museum
Visitors will be greeted by animatronic Henry Kissinger giving thumbs up.
 
SPORTS
Little League Losing Kids to Paintball
Paintball losing kids to online porno.
Olympic Torch Lighted in Greece
It will travel to every country, receiving bribes in each.
IRONIC TIMES POLL
Bush’s Supporters Polled
They have a variety of reasons they’re voting for him.

 
ODDS AND ENDS
Hindu Holy Man Buries Self Up to Neck for 10 Days
Endures floods, soccer matches, and an elephant named Horton who mistook him for an egg.
 
ENVIRONMENT
EPA Proposes Much Stricter
Limits on Air, Water Pollution

April Fools.

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