| PEOPLE |
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 NBC
Orders More Shows
From Donald Trump
In the works, "The Gofer," where each
week The Donald tells a different kid
from the deli: “You screwed
up my order!” |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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CBS Begins Search for
Next Martha Stewart
Looking for attractive, ambitious,
anal-retentive control freaks. |
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Hollywood: Average Movie's
Cost Passes $100 Million
That's not including popcorn, soda,
and parking. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 NASA Unveils
Experimental Mach 7 Skateboard
When operational, a sidewalk surfer
will be able to cross the country in
less than forty-five minutes. |
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| SCIENCE |
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More Evidence Mars' Lifeless
Landscape Once Was Vast Ocean Teeming
with Life
Rover discovers sign: "These
wetlands under the protection of the
EPA." |
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 Egypt
Reveals Restored
Sarcophagus of Pharaoh
Ramses VI
Unleashes mummy's
curse that will last 1000
years, say experts. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Bad News: You Wasted
Hundreds of Dollars Last
Year on Failed Diet Schemes
Good news: it's all tax deductible. |
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FDA Issues Mild Warning
About Tuna
Wants to balance health concerns of
pregnant women with tuna industry executives'
lavish lifestyle. |
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