| PEOPLE |
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 Obama Seen
Wearing New Smartwatch
And new (not shown) smartsocks. |
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Dick Cheney Interview
Appears in Playboy
Along with pictorial, “The Girls
of Abu Ghraib.” |
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| TRAVEL |
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France Considers Banning
Dangerously Thin Models
And dangerously rude waiters. |
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| BUSINESS |
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FAA Gives Amazon Go-Ahead
to Develop Drone Deliveries
Company will begin by using them
to drop flyers announcing new service. |
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 Starbucks Promotes
Dialogue About Race Among Its Customers
Hopes to reduce dialogue about
high price of a cup of coffee. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Cockroach Ancestor Grew
Up to 7 Feet
Imagine a Roach Motel the size of the Pentagon. |
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Scientists Discover That Brutish
Neanderthals Made Jewelry
Collected posies, danced the gavotte. |
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 Glacier the
Size of California About to Separate From
East Antarctica
And float to California, ending the drought. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Report: Very High Levels of Arsenic
Found in Top-Selling Wines
Advice: stop saying “to your health.” |
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Study: Porn Doesn't Desensitize
Men or Cause Erectile Dysfunction
Nor prevent them from serving on the Supreme Court. |
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