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CONGRESS PASSES $1.7
TRILLION SPENDING BILL
There's something in it for each
and every member. |
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Trump's Returns Show He
Paid No Taxes in 2020
In fact, he received a nice refund. |
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Congress to Pass Legislation
Making it Harder to Disrupt
Electoral Vote Count
Also stiffens punishment for hanging
a sitting vice president. |
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 King Charles Now on UK Money
He's already known as “Five
Pound Chuck.” |
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| (Once again we turn to our
distinguished panel of psychics,
seers and soothsayers for a look
ahead at the new year.) |
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 | Kandu: “Inflation will ease, more people
will go to the movies, bell bottoms will
make a comeback, and a large asteroid
will destroy the planet.” |
 | Madame Blavinsky:
“Hulu will buy the exclusive
streaming rights to World War III.” |
 | Cassandra:
“The newly sworn-in House will vote,
strictly along party lines, to dissolve the
Constitution.” |
 | Nostradamus:
“Donald Trump will be seen dining
with antisemitic cannibals, then never
seen again.” |
 | Tiresias:
“Artificial intelligence will replace
humans in every field except clairvoyance.” |
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