 BIDEN STUMBLES
GOING UP STEPS TO AIR FORCE ONE
Harris briefly sworn in between fifth, sixth step. |
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Finland Rated World's Happiest
Country, U.S. Moves Up From
18th to 14th
After handful of Finns move here. |
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North Korea Warns Biden:
“Don't Make a Stink”
More accurately translated as “Don't
pass wind.“ |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Newly Unearthed
Dead Sea Scroll Fragments Translated
After carefully arranging them it
reads, “Please dispose of properly.” |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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IRS Delays Tax Deadline
One Month
Giving filers one extra month of
procrastination. |
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Majority of White Republican
Men Likely to Reject Covid-19
Vaccine
They still remember Tuskegee study done
on white men back in the thirties. |
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Don't put all your money in
non-fungible tokens. |
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Researchers: Raising Minimum
Wage Didn't Impact Crime,
Unemployment in Seattle
But definitely improved quality of
Big Macs, Whoppers. |
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| POLL |
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Two in Five Republicans Believe
Jan. 6 Insurrection Justified
Some take comfort that three in five don't. |
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