| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Digital-Only
Gucci Sneakers on Sale
for Just $17.99!
If they were real, they'd cost hundreds,
but with VR you can be wearing these
for practically nothing! They don't
get dirty, and if you step in something,
they still look great! Another plus:
they weren't made by child slaves in
Malaysia. At Gucci and GameStop. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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“Lunar Ark” Containing
6.7 Million Species' Frozen
Sperm Samples Proposed
Easy part: building an ark on the moon. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Survey: 1 in 3 Americans Would
Give Anything to Live in
Futuristic “Jetsons” Home
Instead of retro “Flintstones”
dump they currently live in. |
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| FEATURE |
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| How many metric tons
of carbon are produced each year
by the sending and receiving of
text messages? |
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A ) |
7 |
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B ) |
70 |
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C ) |
700 |
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D ) |
7,000,000 |
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| Hint: that's a lot of lol's. |
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| POLITICS |
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Research: Nearly All American
Voters Live in Communities
Where They're Unlikely to
Encounter People With
Different Political Views
Or different hats. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Wax Museum Forced
to Remove Trump Wax Figure
Because People Kept Punching It
Then forced to bring it back when
people stopped coming to museum. |
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