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 NO. 1069 “Expect the Ironic” MAR 29 - APR 4, 2021 

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WORLD NEWS
 
  Buckingham Palace Considers
Hiring “Diversity Chief”

To make sure nothing like Meghan Markle ever happens again.
Turkey Withdraws From
International Treaty on
Domestic Violence

After realizing it had been convened to oppose domestic violence.
Olympics Will Not Admit
Fans From Outside Japan

Those attending will be assigned different countries to cheer for.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Massive Tanker Still Stuck in Suez Canal
Traffic diverted to Panama Canal.
U. S. NEWS
Trump: Capitol Rioters
Posed “Zero Threat”

“And you didn't lose your stupid democracy,” he adds.
Georgia GOP Passes New
Laws to Limit Voting

It's now “by appointment only.”
 
REMINDER
  Build a better mousetrap and the world will charge you with animal cruelty.
 
Fox News Threatened With
$1.6 Billion Lawsuit for
Libelous Election Claims

Network says nobody should take its news reports seriously, promises to add laugh track.
 
POLITICS
Trump to Pit Four Senate Candidates Against Each Other “Apprentice” Style to Win His Endorsement
Looking for sponsors before shopping it to networks.
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